50% of my life is spent watching movies and shows and the other 50% is spent imagining how i would interact with the characters and situations if i was placed in said movies and shows
no you guys you don’t understand my mom has caught me silently having conversations with myself with full facial expression and body motion while she’s driving me to school
Boobs.
No seriously, just watch it, it’s great.
acually, we can’t lay on our stomachs because since there’s not as much fat and stuff covering that part that really hurts when you hit it and stuff, it hurts more
I so love this woman!
I believe this was requested.
You know I can’t help but feel the Supernatural fandom is getting a new friend.
this is the beginning of a beautifully creepy friendship, yes
well, Hunters are the equivalent to supernatural serial killers and hannibal is also a serial killer, somehow I can’t see this working out well. remember what happened last time he met another serial killer?
*sees attractive boy*
*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
omfg
(Source: flyingscotsman)
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco… Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
When Benedict finds that one special girl…
And all other fangirls are throwing tantrums because he’s off the market, I’ll be crying for completely different reasons. He will finally get what he’s wanted most in life.
My baby will finally have a baby.
emotional-and-from-other-land:
dear diary. why dont u ever talk back to me. is it because im fat
no, it’s because if it talked back, you would open up your soul, the diary would take over you and we all know what happened to Ginny Weasley….
get your fandom away from my innocent text post right now
the thing in the world i most despise is when you’re trying to get ketchup out of the bottle but the little ketchup juice comes out
that’s fucking disgusting
i dont want your ketchup pre-cum
stop that
ketchup pre-cum
(Source: funimationentertainment)
[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]
we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:
Kind Sherlock will always be the best Sherlock
Sherlock your Benedict is showing.
thats exactly what i was thinking, he looks more like benedict here than sherlock
everyone should have mad respect for the kirk/spock pairing in star trek because it’s literally where the term “slash fiction” started
because in the old fan magazines (i.e. your grandma’s fanfiction) stories about kirk and spock as friends would be stylized as “Kirk&Spock”, and those that featured them as gay lovers were stylized as “Kirk/Spock”
hence, slash fiction
Poor, Dean…
It can’t be easy growing up with a little brother as cute as Sammy :)
